How to Make Google Display an Image of an Angry Duck

This posts demonstrates how Top Duck feels at the moment

What you have to do to see an image of an angry duck

1. Upload an image of a duck
2. Create a post about an image of an angry duck
3. Include the image of an angry duck in the post (optional)
4. Write a short bit of waffle about an angry duck
5. Open another can of lager

Is that duck angry or what?

Roast Duck and Apple Recipe

Skin, gut, remove feet, tail and head. Clean out cavity and insert 1 small onion and coarsely chopped apple. Drizzle with olive oil and season well. Bake in oven for 28 minutes. Best served with new potatoes and fine green beans.